I hope The Simpsons were right in the episode “Bart the Daredevil” when Lance Murdoch said “Bones heal.  Chicks dig scars.”  Wesley is a walking calamity.  He trips, falls, scrapes, punctures, whacks, hits, thumps, and slips about every 5 minutes.  If he makes it to puberty without some sort of massive disfigurement it will be a small miracle.  Today alone he got a bloody nose, scraped his foot, and whacked his chin on the bath tub.  It was a slow day.  As his father I’m glad chicks dig scars, because he will surely have at least a few of those.  Please don’t let Wesley get too many scars.  Just the right number.  A delicate balance between daredevil and uncomfortable levels of staring.

Now what will be a major miracle is if Jillian can grow up without a Wesley induced scar.  More on that later I’m sure.

 

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