• something you never thought you'd hear your almost 2yo daughter say: "It feels good on my vagina." in reference to cool air when naked #
  • Just placed an order for scanning 3881 negatives at http://scancafe.com Approximate cost? $800 (if we keep all scans) w/ 20% off coupon #
  • http://twitpic.com/a82cw – W 1st thing this morning:"I look like a macaroni cheese penguin" referring to his hair/macaroni penguin feathers #
  • On the Palouse – Researchers looking for 3-foot, spitting worm under Northwest fields – Smells like a lily http://bit.ly/5tFGW #
  • RT: @Frauenfelder: Priceline's ridiculous password hint question http://bit.ly/928Bl — hint? It is your password. #
  • Perhaps the greatest warning sign of all time, via boinboing http://bit.ly/TuKpF – consider yourself warned #
  • Only 6.5% of the email sent to us gets delivered. The rest is spam, viruses, and blacklist rejects. Spam is a huge waste of resources. #
  • Texas has switched to a more efficient type of thermometer. It reads "God Damn It's Hot!" morning, noon and night. #
  • Cold soup from the can. Not the lunch of champions. #
  • RT: @BadAstronomer: HOLY FREAKING HALEAKALA! Apollo landing sites imaged by LRO!!! Incredible images! http://tr.im/sOCn #
  • The best turtle masturbating video you'll watch from a twitter link today! Guaranteed! http://bit.ly/4aMTfj #
 

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